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Life's Little Insights

 

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Insightful Quotes

 

"The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities."  (Vic Braden)

 

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.  (William Jennings Bryan)

 

"Goodness is the only investment that never fails."  ( Henry David Thoreau)

 

"I'm as old as yesterday's sunset, and as young as tomorrow's dream." (F. H. Smith)

 

"Nothing is impossible for those people who don't have to do the work themselves." (DEMC- e-magazine)

 

"No one succeeds without effort ... Those who succeed owe their success to their perseverance."  (Ramana Maharshi)

 

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Famous "Quotes about Smiles;

 

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." - Mark Twain -

 

A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.
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"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."
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